With Nohe wanted to sit on the couch in our apartment, get a beer from the fridge and make something like a pizza while resting our neocortex of the week enjoying a good movie not involve solving complicated dramas, convoluted conspiracy or attempt to interpret the world view of a geek filmmaker. Anyway, just wanted to see action, that the dead in the fall of the screen to the chair of the house with a pinch of plot logic that makes a gun and a group of bad to good to become a legend (as in deadly weapon or a die-hard , called by the English "Die Hard"). Well not much to say, we spent only 3 weekends of suffering through this post I want to save for that instead of choosing to limit see Mel Gibson or Resistance with Daniel Craig, DO NOT fall into the temptation to rely on his "instinct movie buff" that can easily betray as happened to me or my friend vitoko once in high school recommended me the worst horror film history was so bad that I only remember there was a satanic nun and gallons of blood ....
Acá van las 5 peores destructoras del relax del fin de semana:
1. Ninja asesino : Un rotundo fracaso de un intento 
desesperado por parte de los creadores de Matrix por repetir el misticismo de aquella trilogía. A los 10 minutos van a estar deseando que la película se hubiese sincerado, quitando todos esos empalagosos argumentos de la trama por escenas de acción.
2. Bangkok Dangerous : Por algo Nicolas Cage está 
necesitado de dinero ya que si sigue haciendo esas películas no es mucho lo que puede esperar recaudar. Nobody believes the story of a serial murderer (and more over the methods that have) could become altruistic, less even than the movie b seventies kill all solo and with a gun when the dwarf is torn for the forest. It's so illogical that they will give can see so much garbage with poor background made existentialist. To see this more professional with Jean Reno.
3. GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra : this if it's bad, 
so bad that I had to take almost a pack of canned beer not to go to bed. I always liked roles Dennis Quaid, but that this movie does not save anyone, I want to believe they were all stoned when they did that from the plot absurd, even the special effects slacker, you spend almost two hours (118 minutes), knowing it was wrong to bring it down. At the end in the serious parts you end up laughing. The worst thing is that the end is open for a possible sequel. NOOO!
4. Mutant Chronicles: This got me 
knowing it was a low budget movie and made sure that between 5 friends on Saturday afternoon, but I trust the script science fiction writer Phillip Eisner, which was mutant zombies (which usually do well when combined with a low budget) and acting Ron Perlman (Hellboy) and John Malkovich (listed as 5 minutes, I guess the money was no more) ... Please do NOT watch this movie will suffer a horrible attack of boredom. If you love zombie movies any movie master George Romero is a better option.
5. Legion: More bad you hit the mother on the day 
mom. Again I fell into the mistake of trusting Dennis Quaid , apparently I'm having to accept that after the remake of Flight of the Phoenix (film starring the house doctor in a very different role in the series) has not done anything moderately digestible. Finally, the effects, actions and the unfortunate attempt to fly a poor plot emphasizing the struggle between good and evil (in this case between the good and the good from two points of view), legion is one of the more absurd movies of the world that some promising but at 10 minutes and you're regretting having put the play.
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